Friday, February 29, 2008

Sorry, Sean.

Dear Readers,
In regards to my 2008 Oscar Review, I wish to issue this retraction. My cousin Sean is not - I repeat: IS NOT - in love with Ellen Page, the Academy Award-nominated star of Juno. He doesn't even like her at all. In fact, he hates her stinkin' guts. He thinks she smells like pee.

Happy now, Sean?

2 comments:

Katie said...

WTF?! Even I'm in love with Ellen Page...she's rad. Sean should be so lucky...tell homie not to hate!

Mike Wood said...

I did! I did! I think he secretly loves her, but it was like a 4th grader yelling, "Nu uh! I hate her!"