Friday, February 29, 2008

Sorry, Sean.

Dear Readers,
In regards to my 2008 Oscar Review, I wish to issue this retraction. My cousin Sean is not - I repeat: IS NOT - in love with Ellen Page, the Academy Award-nominated star of Juno. He doesn't even like her at all. In fact, he hates her stinkin' guts. He thinks she smells like pee.

Happy now, Sean?


Katie said...

WTF?! Even I'm in love with Ellen Page...she's rad. Sean should be so lucky...tell homie not to hate!

Mike Wood said...

I did! I did! I think he secretly loves her, but it was like a 4th grader yelling, "Nu uh! I hate her!"