Thursday, December 18, 2008

In the news:

THIS JUST IN:
MIKE SCHWARTZ KILLED THE SPY KIDS!

"Noooooooooooooo!!!!!" cries an anonymous Robert Rodriguez fan.

Film at 11:00.

1 comment:

Schwartzilla said...

'Tis true. I was sent on a covert OP deep behind enemy lines. My mission was to find the kidnapped princess or something that was imprisoned on inside a CGI volcano. I fought my way past really lame CGI bad guys and right when I reached my objective... Spy Kids! Those little brats were in between me and my bounty so I did what had to be done. I told them that I killed Santa the week before and the news made their little heads explode.

Fin.